Friday, April 15, 2005

in the midst of the madness

1. Leah is exhibiting signs of mental abstraction which indicate most likely she ___________

a. is crazy
b. is going insane from exams.
c. hasn't had enough sleep and is dipping into the chocolate.
d. has spring fever
e. all answers are correct.

2. The Norton Shakespeare, shown here, ___________.

a. actually belongs to Janice and was used as a prop.
b. is as thick as a phone book.
c. contains information only crazy people would want to read.
d. is a little out of focus. Who took this picture anyway?
e. none of the above.

3. Which of the following statements is FALSE?

a. After exams, Leah will feel an extreme sense of regret and sadness.
b. There is nothing more fun than filling out 180 Scantron bubbles with lead pencil.
c. Leah is going to get a head start on next semester's reading... the week after exams end.
d. The moon is made of green cheese.
e. All are false statements.

PS Thanks to Janice for the photo.

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